majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer









If I could eat whatever I wanted everyday, I would have Domino’s Pizza with pasta carbonara inside every slice.



sammyholdsacandle:

He just sat there meekly, wearing Merlin’s clothes, said ‘um’ for about 32 times. [ Bradley ]



awwww-cute:

Girlfriend just sent me this pic of her puppies before the vet

awwww-cute:

Girlfriend just sent me this pic of her puppies before the vet



beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.







You have the answer. Just get quiet enough to hear it.
— Pat Obuchowski (via psych-facts)


la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea